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The day top phone brands in Nigeria fought for my attention!

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I strolled into Slot Systems to check the prices of phones.

I just wanted to stay updated to keep playing my role as Chief Phone consultant to friends who ask me, “Leroi, I have 30k, which phone with 500 gig Ram, 1 Terabyte storage space and 5000 Megapixel camera should I buy?”

Infinix ran to me with a smile on her face, “Welcome, you are here to see me again, aren’t you?”

I frowned and pushed her aside.

“What is the matter? She asked in shock.

“Don’t talk to me! You know what you have done, you and I have some beef to settle. ”

Tecno called out to me, smiling, “Hi handsome, I am here for you, come over”

“Stay in your lane, please! I have suffered enough in your hands!” I retorted.

I spotted Apple iPhone seated at her table with heavy makeup on her face. As usual, pride and haughtiness were written all over her.

She stared at me.

I stared back.

She made a funny face and averted her eyes, and I walked past her.

Samsung grabbed my arm and pulled me over to her side.

“I am not interested, you are old school” I said and moved away.

Itel gave me a wink. “Come over, I will treat you right”

I shook my head, “No! I heard you are a big problem”

The beautiful Oppo waved at me, “Hi, can you come over?”

“Uhmm…well, I am still getting to know you…maybe, I will see you some other time” I said to her.

Huawei beckoned to me with her right arm, “I am the best, let’s be friends”

I stood, reflecting on her offer and then shrugged, “Well, let’s keep our options open…”

As I gazed around, I saw a cute lady with pink lips and dreamy eyes tapped gave me a playful kick and said,

“Follow me, I am Xiaomi but you can call me Redmi”

My head was swollen with pride as the top phone brands in Nigeria struggled for my attention.

“Oh, redmi, I have heard so much about you! Give me your phone number so that I can call you later for us to talk and get to know more about each other.” I appealed, handing over my phone to her.

As Redmi took my phone to type her number, my phone suddenly went off.

I turned around in anger and stepped up to Infinix.

“Why did you do that?” I questioned.

Infinix smiled and began to sing,

“I am stuck on you

I’ve got this feeling down deep in my soul that I just can’t lose…”

She kept singing the Lionel Richie song and Xiaomi walked away.

Guys, I strolled out of the place with my head held high, basking in being chased by the top phone brands in Nigeria.

Iniobong Leroi Umoh is a storyteller, a satirist and creative writer. He blurs the line between reality and fiction and seeks to create a connection with the reader through engaging content. His works have been featured across various online and offline platforms. He hopes to one day travel around the world on a luxury yacht, sipping expensive wine and documenting all his experiences in a journal. You can send him a mail at

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