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Send me urgent 2k!

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You love it, the thought of it makes you come alive, your countenance lits up when it is given to you. You search for it all day long and when you finally get it, you feel like a celebrity. You want urgent 2k.

Urgent 2k hits your bank account with a bang and your account immediately becomes fat and shapeless. You then hire bodyguards to protect you from evil and envious people who want to kill you and take away your urgent 2k. Your bodyguards protect you from the crowd who throng around you begging to share your money.

Urgent 2k is desired by people from all classes and statuses in life, from the rich to the poor. The billionaire wants it, the slay queen wants it, the slay king wants it, the lawyer wants it, the teacher wants it, even the gateman wants it. Some people work hard to get it, some get it on a platter or gold.

Check your message box now, have you seen the urgent 2k credit alert from me?

The simplest way to get urgent 2k is to ask for it. ‘Ask and it shall be given to you’ says the Holy book. This is why requests for urgent 2k are littered everywhere on social media. Everyday people slid into inboxes requesting for it. People make public requests for it.

So keep asking, you might be labelled as an urgent 2k beggar but that’s their business, you don’t care what people say about or think of you. You must remain focused on asking for urgent 2k even if means spamming the inbox of everyone that you come across on the internet.

If all your requests for urgent 2k falls on deaf ears, then you would have to work for it. This is a not-so-pleasant option but it remains an option. The most common way of working for urgent 2k is to go to a construction site and do manual labour and after a long day of hard work, you will receive your urgent 2k payment.

Kindly locate the closest building site to you and beg the site supervisor to enlist your name as one of the daily paid workers. Then proceed to carry a head-pan filled with cement mix and pour where instructed or carry concrete blocks on your head and move them from one point to the other.

When you finally get paid your 2k, your body will confirm that you have indeed worked hard for it.

Have you seen the credit alert from me or should I storm my bank and demand a refund?

Urgent 2k is only two thousand Naira but its impact is being felt daily, nationwide. It has turned lives around, changed fortunes and saved the day. You should never stop of dreaming about it and hoping that it will hit your account!

Abeg, send me urgent 2k 😁

Iniobong Leroi Umoh is a storyteller, a satirist and creative writer. He blurs the line between reality and fiction and seeks to create a connection with the reader through engaging content. His works have been featured across various online and offline platforms. He hopes to one day travel around the world on a luxury yacht, sipping expensive wine and documenting all his experiences in a journal. You can send him a mail at infoleric@gmail.com.

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