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When are you going to blow from cryptocurrency trading?

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My friend, cryptocurrency trading has taken a hold of you. Every day the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning is to pick your phone and open your crypto app and check your wallet to see how your coins are performing.

You are on different crypto exchanges and have invested so much money on bitcoins, dogecoin, ethereum, Bnb and others. You are hopeful that one day that you will blow! You have gone through sad days and dark days. You remember the day that you lost so much money that you contemplated suicide. That day was the day when bitcoin crashed, the days of the bear market. There was a big dip and you lost your money as the value plummeted. You couldn’t even afford to buy the dip.

There have also been some good days: Days when the value of the coins rises, the days of the bullish run when your face brims with smiles as you see the dollars in your wallet increase.

So my friend you have become addicted to your cryptocurrency trading, trading in the spot market and on the exchanges, searching for profit. This addiction has impacted negatively on many aspects of your life. Your wife whom you married 7 months ago is no longer of interest to you.

Your beautiful wife lies on the bed waiting for you to perform your marital duty, waiting for you to play your role of taking her to climax in cloud 9. But all your attention is focused on the app on your phone, turning your back against the beautiful and long-suffering woman. Are you so blind to realize that she is slowly straying away from you? Can’t you see the ravishing look she gives to your handsome and single neighbour?

Your friends have not seen you in a long while, you are always indoors or in a secret location for privacy to do cryptocurrency trading without any distraction. Your social life is in ruins my friend, you cannot attend events and ceremonies. You are stuck to your app on your phone all day long!

Oh my friend, how long are you going to be trading before you make it big in this cryptocurrency trading business? How many months and years are we going to wait for you to make enough life to live your dream life and spend cash on us. Do you have any alternative to this blockchain business my friend? What if the whole cryptocurrency idea crashes and comes to a permanent halt, what alternative business would you venture into?

Yes I know, cryptocurrency will not go away anytime soon, I know top companies and brands are going to use it as payment methods for their services and products, I understand why you are desperate to become a cryptocurrency millionaire but my friend, can you take a short break?

Can you stay off your app for two days? Talk with your wife, talk to your neighbours and friends, make connections, laugh, love and live. Will the world come to an end if you don’t do cryptocurrency trading for two days?

My friend, I wish I can come and help you but I am addicted as you are to cryptocurrency trading and the question that runs through my mind every time is, “When are we going to blow from this cryptocurrency trading?”

Iniobong Leroi Umoh is a storyteller, a satirist and creative writer. He blurs the line between reality and fiction and seeks to create a connection with the reader through engaging content. His works have been featured across various online and offline platforms. He hopes to one day travel around the world on a luxury yacht, sipping expensive wine and documenting all his experiences in a journal. You can send him a mail at infoleric@gmail.com.

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