cristiano ronaldo is coming to manchester united

Cristiano Ronaldo is coming to Manchester United!

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“Cho boy! Have you heard the news?

“What news Fancy boy? Why are you looking so excited?”

“Cristiano Ronaldo is coming to Manchester United!”

“No way! He is still at Juventus, though he has been linked to a move to Manchester city”

“You are living in the past! Cristiano Ronaldo is coming to Manchester United, he has signed a €15 million deal with a potential €8m addition for two years!”

“Oh, I see”

“Why are you sounding like that? Are you not happy?”

“Why should I be excited? I am a Chelsea fan and I don’t care about Manchester united.

“You are just jealous that it is Man Utd that he is signing for and not Chelsea”

“You amuse me Fancy boy, I don’t see any major change he will bring to the club. This was the same way he was celebrated when he arrived in Juventus three years ago. Now that he is leaving, the club standards have fallen!”

“Cho boy! What are you talking about? Cristiano has scored more than 80 goals in Italy”

“Yes, but under him, Juventus has not won the league, something they used to be winning in nine straight years. They made no progress in the Champions League, losing to Ajax in the quarterfinals and last 16 to Lyon and Porto. Ronaldo is only good for scoring goals, mostly penalties. That is why he is called Penaldo!”

“Hahaha, you are just hating because Cristiano Ronaldo is coming to Manchester United and you are afraid that the chances of your team winning the league has diminished because of the presence of Ronaldo in our team”

“Rivalry is good but let’s be honest, this move is just about business and the big bucks for Machester United. They are going to make money from Tv rights and even their stocks will rise but in the actual football value, Cristiano Ronaldo is past his prime. If I were to be him, I would have headed to the oil-rich Arab countries to make my retirement money in peace and with little competition”

“You are wrong, Cristiano Ronaldo is coming to Manchester United with a lot of value to offer including the Barclays Premier League title, the Champions League title and the FA Cup!”

“Fancy boy, time will tell!”

cristiano ronaldo is coming to manchester united

Iniobong Leroi Umoh is a storyteller, a satirist and creative writer. He blurs the line between reality and fiction and seeks to create a connection with the reader through engaging content. His works have been featured across various online and offline platforms. He hopes to one day travel around the world on a luxury yacht, sipping expensive wine and documenting all his experiences in a journal. You can send him a mail at

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