Your village people do not ever go on break, do they? Your December salary was paid quite early and immediately you got the credit alert, a voice whispered to you, “January is a very long month o, be mindful of how you send this money” “Yes, I will not touch one-quarter of this money this […]
Satires
These are pieces that highlights a particular issue or issues in the society or within a target audience. They are written with humour or wittiness/sarcasm. Satires are loaded with irony and the reader has to find the meaning in the satirical piece.
How to marry a female motivational speaker/life coach in Nigeria and live happily ever after
You know motivational speakers are among some of the most intelligent people in the world and the females are so admirable. If you are a man and you are wondering how to marry a female motivational speaker/life coach in Nigeria, then this satire is for you. Motivational speakers are always busy saving the world but […]
Humans of Europe: The United Kingdom is a pretentious lady!
The thing about the United Kingdom is that you hate the fact that you love her despite her many flaws. You hate the fact that you speak and write in her language. The UK is a pretentious and stiff lady who has been around for uncountable years. She has lived a life of privilege. The […]
How to make money from Kayan mata business in Nigeria
The most risk free business one can do nowadays in Nigeria is the Kayan mata business. Yes, the sales of sex enhancing products and “jazz” is free from risk. There is a huge demand for such products. You can package anything and sell. You can casually cut the grass on the field in front of […]
How to marry a female medical doctor and make her love you
Single female doctors move fast in the marriage transfer market. There is this assumption that doctors are the among the few groups of professionals who get good jobs as soon as they graduate/finish from the National Youth service. My brother I know your curiosity is aroused, you want to marry a doctor. Read and listen […]
How to keep your landlord happy and live for as long as you want without paying house rent to him
Nobody loves paying house rent. When the time for rent renewal comes around, some people go into hiding. Yes, you disappear and your landlord has to conduct a search party for you to fish you out and collect his money. In this economy where the cost of living has gone up, you spend sleepless nights […]
How to marry a Pastor’s Daughter
Pastor’s daughters are some of the most beautiful women in the world. Their beauty is so captivating and would make a man want to sin. However, because of the high standards expected of them, they are out of bounds but this only increases their appeal and desirability. Marrying a pastor’s daughter will give you peace […]
How to win the 2023 elections in Nigeria using the Corn eating strategy
It is corn eating season already and people are munching on corn cobs everywhere. Similarly, 2023, the year of general elections in Nigeria is getting closer every day and plans for electoral victory are being hatched by interested parties. You want to be elected by the people into that lucrative public office, don’t you? You […]
How to become a Nigerian CEO
So you have decided to become a Nigerian CEO, the Chief Executive Officer of your company and conglomerate, Congratulobia! But being CEO goes beyond the title, it is in the attitude, the things you do and the things you don’t do. The first thing you must do is to stop smiling. Wear a stern and […]
The life of Sapa
Sapa walks along the road with an unsteady gait and glancing widely around him with his sunken eyes. His faded brown shirt clings to his back and begs for a replacement. His tattered jean has a splattering of black blotches all over it. Sapa is hungry and thirsty, his stomach is growling as the worms […]